Mike Bibby's life can't be that bad, can it?
Dear fan,
You’re wearing a deep v-neck, Uggs with shorts and sunglasses indoors. The player you’re heckling, Mike Bibby, has made $100,176,673 in the past 12 years as a basketball player. Your wrist accessories look awesome and you and your friend (the one with the sweet yellow shoelaces) look like you’re having a great time at the game, but let’s take it easy on the heckling. These guys have feelings, you know…
Sincerely,
Everyone in the world.
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